Buffoon

Welcome to the buffoon's kingdom, ladies and gents!

I hear it's important to have a good profile up here. I suppose it helps market oneself? But what if one is too upfront to have a profile at all?  Oh, all right, never mind, here's my profile, all twenty eight words of it:

I'm your genuine buffoon, always have been and always will be (knock on wood, would you), and I hope I'll prove my point with my little offerings here.